I am a Zen Mom …

this, according to a silly on-line test at chatterbean.com. The test was entitled “Are You a Slacker Mom?” I was pretty certain that the answer would be a resounding, “YES!” So I took it to laugh in it’s face (thus anthropomorphizing a computer test … not a productive use of my time). I found a lot of the questions difficult to answer because they didn’t have my precise answer as one of the choices. So I picked the closest one. And here I am, a Zen Mom:

How do you do it? Even when explosions are all around, you are able to take a deep cleansing breath and chant your mantra “this too shall pass.” You are a calming influence on your kids in a hectic world.

That just pretty much makes me laugh out loud.